Dear Strangers

i only accept apologies in cash

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

My friend told me a version of this once, which was: if a teacher graded students by what they knew at the beginning of the class vs. what they knew by the end, we’d rightly consider that an unfair teacher. When people are learning, we likewise can’t constantly judge them by what they knew before they started to learn.

the “if you can’t done irrevocable harm” clause is very important

-me, 4 times already today

anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/

Lmfaooo

I will always reblog this

Always and forever