super jew

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

Hamilton is good. Y'all are just mean

“For The Plot,” I whisper, deleting a rad detail that no longer works as tears fall from my eyes

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

“mood” is basically the equivalent of “amen”

and now I am picturing an entire congregation solemnly intoning “big mood”

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater 

“Name an extreme sport”

i don’t want to achieve equality by sinking to men’s level, i want them to get on ours! why should i have to unlearn the conversational art of waiting my turn, unlearn sexual self-restraint, unlearn trust in others’ good intentions, unlearn the impulse to cater to others’ needs, just to have a chance at success among savages? why can’t the men learn some fucking manners so we can all conduct our affairs in a civilized manner? i shouldn’t have to stop saying sorry, you say sorry!