We're not evil

this remains the single best piece of Avengers fanfiction ever written

this is just what having adhd is like

And there's the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows how far away it is, but it exists. Looming in the background, waiting to strike.

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

asking my friend about penis curses hoping  hell block me on facebook

He dead

yeah france looks cool in ratatouille but i’m glad it’s not real

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

So Pure