wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

i think despite all the atrocities that get attributed to armand with no nuance by other characters he still gets underestimated regularly which doesn't make sense to me. like they're really out there mocking him and playing in his face like schoolchildren girl he can take you x50

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

I don't want a cast of healthy characters I want them all to be varying degrees of suicidal

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

I feel for everyone who isn’t having the time of their fucking lives with The Vampire Lestat. Every week I clap and cheer for the antics of the world’s saddest buzzword-laden bisexual crash-out diva and his crew of the least healed men to ever grace the small screen. The songs are cringe delightfully camp, the wigs are a nightmare, I’m living my best life, I’m loving every second. Why the fuck would you have a blood shower in your tour bus. The onscreen mother-son incest is only like the third wildest thing happening in any given episode. It’s insane. I never want it to end

he's about to do a presentation in front of the entire class