any knight born after the first war can't siege... all they know is tavern, charge they joust, twerk at the midsummer festivals, eat leek pottage and be unfaithful to their matriarch. blasphemy!

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any knight born after the first war can't siege... all they know is tavern, charge they joust, twerk at the midsummer festivals, eat leek pottage and be unfaithful to their matriarch. blasphemy!

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need to lull a knight into my kingdom to worship me—till' death do us part...
I am constantly thinking about this
This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time
Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet
- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.
- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.
- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!
- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.
- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.
passionately rubbing my knight's crotch through his chainmail while it's tied up, whimpering and begging for me to take his armor off and touch its dripping wet cunt? uhm, yeah—i think so...
i need a devoted knight that i can chain to my bed some evenings and toy around with...

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Okay so it's not AI, but it is photoshopped a little bit. Here's the real slug, and it's even cuter!
Chromodoris willani in all its blue glory! (Link to Wikipedia)
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"it feels like everyone has autism these days" says person whos entire friend group is comprised of people who still use tumblr in 2025.
passionately rubbing my knight's crotch through his chainmail while it's tied up, whimpering and begging for me to take his armor off and touch its dripping wet cunt? uhm, yeah—i think so...
i need a devoted knight that i can chain to my bed some evenings and toy around with...
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feeding her stuffie must live on....
accidental sex/touching is so fucking hot
like imagine some harmless play wrestling with a friend but then the one on top accidentally grinds their dick right against the other person's crotch. and you both just stare at each other wide-eyed because holy fuck, did that really just happen, and why did it feel really good? And oh god now we're both just grinding against each other holy shit I can't stop
there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.
if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.
this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.
of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?
boaty.

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it is i, nonbinary girlcock haver
[gordon ramsey in the russian sleep experiment facility] fuck me that's frightening. jesus christ. theyre eating their own flesh. can't blame them i suppose considering the food they serve here