James: I have a question.
James: It's an observation, actually.
Mary: Even more dangerous.
James: Has anyone else noticed that Sirius and Remus flirt like they're in two completely different relationships?
James: Sirius flirts like he's auditioning for a romance novel. Remus flirts like he's filing taxes.
Sirius: I don't know what you're talking about.
James: Really? Sirius, what did you say to Remus this morning?
Sirius: Oh. I said, "Good morning, my gorgeous, devastatingly handsome, unfairly attractive moon."
Remus: I said, "Morning."
James: That's not all you said.
Remus: I also asked if he'd remembered to eat breakfast.
James: Sirius uses words. Remus uses acts of service.
James: It's like dating a peacock and a cup of tea simultaneously.
Lily: That is the strangest accurate comparison I've ever heard.
Sirius: Excuse you, I'm very practical.
Remus: Last Tuesday you bought me flowers because I sneezed.
Sirius: You looked like you needed cheering up.
Remus: I had dust in my nose.
Regulus: Remus bought him a scarf.
Regulus: It was because Sirius mentioned, once, three months earlier, that his neck got cold.
Marlene: That's somehow more romantic than the flowers.
James: Sirius says, "I'd fight a dragon for you."
James: Remus says, "I packed you an extra sandwich."
Remus: He always forgets lunch.
Lily: I think they're both just saying "I love you."
James: Yes, but in completely different dialects.
Mary: Remus, what's the most romantic thing Sirius has ever done?
Sirius: This should be good.
Remus: Once I mentioned I liked a book I'd borrowed from the library.
Remus: A month later, Sirius found a first edition.
Remus: He tracked down three collectors.
Marlene: That's... incredibly sweet.
Sirius: Well, he liked it.
James: Remus, what's the most romantic thing you've done for Sirius?
Remus: I reorganized his notes.
Sirius: That was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Remus: They were impossible to read.
Sirius: He color-coded them.
Remus: They were becoming a safety hazard.
Sirius: He made me an index.
Sirius: Mind your business.
Marlene: Sirius cries because Remus made him an index...
Marlene: ...but when he got detention for setting a tapestry on fire he didn't even blink.
Lily: Sirius wants to be adored.
Lily: Remus wants to be understood.
Lily: So Sirius showers him with affection.
Lily: And Remus quietly notices everything.
James: Sirius said, "Remus, you're beautiful."
James: And Remus responded—
James: —"You've got ink on your left sleeve."
Mary: That's not flirting.
Sirius: It absolutely is.
Remus: You always get ink on your left sleeve.
Regulus: You have to speak fluent Remus.
James: I'm conversational.
James: Sirius, compliment Remus.
Sirius: Moony, you're the smartest, kindest, most wonderful person I've ever met.
Remus: Pads, you've been rubbing your shoulder all morning because you slept on it wrong.
Remus: I borrowed a heating charm book from the library.
Remus: I marked the page you'd need.
James: Give him a second.
Sirius: I can't believe you noticed.
Remus: You winced every time you reached for something.
Sirius: No, you don't understand.
Regulus: Every single time.
Marlene: They're so weird.
Mary: They're disgustingly perfect.
Mary: Should we leave them alone?
James: Absolutely not. I'm emotionally invested now.
Regulus: So is everyone else.
Sirius: I hate all of you.
Sirius: ...No, I don't. But I do want five uninterrupted minutes with my boyfriend.
James: We'll stand over there and watch quietly.
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