bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

no one chained me up tonight so there will be casualties

i hate mortality what do you mean i was invited to the greatest show ever but only got 5 seconds admission. I need to see what happens next

before I left for work today I on a whim pulled a random tarot card and I got death which is a positive card in general but it also made me laugh because I asked the cards "What's my work shift at the funeral home gonna be like today?" And I got death. Like yes ha ha you guys are hilarious. Making me pull that very on the nose card. Yes, death will be there it will be death-like at the funeral home. very funny

you're too caught up in the metaphor. go run a mile or push something heavy

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

killed is one of the most classic things to get

how to be gentle with yourself when you have the curse