The Merc With the Meow!

Found this gorgeous man greeting me by the metro station after work. #simonpegg #benjidunn #unf

To the tinhatters who bash on Chris just because he was celebrating the end of the #TLOS4 book tour with some bubbly...

Pika pika piiii pika pika chuu! (My name is Pikachu and i'm the fastest Pokémon alive.)

QUEEN OF MY LIFE. I HAVEN'T FREAKED OUT OVER A TWEET NOTIFICATION SINCE SIMON PEGG. #jkrowling #magicisreal #backthebbc #handsoffBBC #stopTMZinstead

I'm a free bitch, baby.

I wish they came in my size, for the spikes alone. #roadhazard #minions

Somewhere in Tatooine... ok, not really. It was somewhere in Skagen, Denmark. BUT IT FELT LIKE TATOOINE. #throwbackthursday #tbt #tatooine #skagen

Cuando Deadpool disfraze como Darth Vader zenzualsh... @vancityreynolds

2 years without this goober. Miss your odd tweets and warmth on Glee, mate. #corymonteith #2yearswithoutcory

I can't believe they choose Tom Hardy over me. #bane #thedarkknightrises #dubsmash #kathsmash

RIP Satoru Iwata. #nintendo #satoruiwata

Cuando no puede perdonarte por errores de su pasado... jajaja se pasaron @deadpoolmovie y @vancityreynolds !

My jam! #deadpool #deadpoolgame #Dubsmash #kathsmash

TEE PEE. I NEED TEE PEE, #Cornholio #teepeeformybunghole #Dubsmash #kathsmash #beavisandbutthead

Batman V Superman doesn't have DMX as the soundtrack! #deadpool #ryanreynolds #batmanvsuperman #lol

#deadpool movie leaked trailer had me crying. PER.FEC.TIO.N. Thank you Tim Miller, Thank you Fox. Thank you Ryan Reynolds and the rest of the cast and crew. February couldn't come soon enough. Now i will blast DMX all week.