We Might Both Be Robots

Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”

so rare and beautiful when the art is exactly the image u saw in your mind

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I’m very grateful to everyone who reblogs this post because it reminds me to brush my teeth

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

were still in need of help for covering this! i owe $74 currently but i dont have enough in my account because i missed a week of work and my roommate missed a month of work. anything helps! <:)