All The Young Gays

Barty's the type of guy to say, "I assure you, your son has been trying his hardest to get me pregnant" when Evan's parents ask when they plan to give them a grandchild.

Barty can literally be shipped with anyone I’m convinced. He can have chemistry with a wall and it’d be hot. Nobody can resist him.

oh sirius and barty.... you would have so much fun grinding on each other in a club after just meeting. they would worry all of their friends bc not only do they have the exact same self-destructive tendencies but also one minute they're making out heavily on the dance floor, the next minute no one can find them.

sirius can handle people shouting at him, prefers it even, he’ll stand there stone faced with not a hint of emotion, yell back with sharpest, the deepest cutting words, but speak to him, gently with patience, trying to understand instead of accuse, and he falls apart, eyes watering before he can stop them

evan who thinks nothing is real x barty who thinks he’s dead. perfect combo!

androgynous supermodel sirius black send post

FUCK YES

...is this a safe place to admit that shipping barty with anybody but evan makes me wanna physically hurl...