Dead Dove Do Not Queef 💖

Unrestrained summer fun

You just can’t get this kinda shit on any other platform.

if you are in possession of an angel please remember to pin it by its wings like a butterfly and torment it until it is leaking all over itself and rejecting divinity in your name. it’s for its best interest.

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

if god^ loved me i would currently be drinking mimosas soaking in a hot tub wearing a super cute bikini and getting my feet rubbed by someone who would risk it all for one (1) chance to kiss me but instead i’m gods least favorite and he wants me to suffer for eternity </3