Dead Dove Do Not Queef 💖

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

im gonna have to draw them fucking each other at this point

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

knight in a 2007 silver toyota prius

The knight IS the 2007 silver toyota prius

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire