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Why are customers stupid as fuck

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

B o I

Reblogging for the comic

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

Im too tired to think of any but BOY you would not expect these kind of stories from an ice cream place but dumb customers TRULY ARE EVERYWHERE

I got an order once for a veggie wrap with chicken so I said ummm ok so a chicken wrap and this bitch lost it , I wanted to murder her whole family tree

How about the bitch who wanted two ham and turkey subs but one without turkey, and when I asked if she wanted just a ham sandwich she left the store in a huff

You can’t forget the time when someone yelled at me for not giving them the right soda. The sodas were self serve.

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

And most of the time, you’re not actually the one swimming across the river (because you took the bridge years ago), you’re making your kids swim.

And you’re periodically throwing rocks at people who are ON the bridge, trying to knock them into the river with you.

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

this but also with nazis and pedophiles

@staff 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

whole new take on ‘servin’ the military.

Where is this it’s where I’m moving

España, Europe

The gay agenda at WERK

summon the birbs

The fact that this post is controversial on tungle dot hellsite says a lot about the site’s political environment.

I would die for this cat

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

this post just kills you twice huh

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

it took ABBA 35 years to reunite and if you think I’ll sit here and wait 35 years for one direction to do the same you’re dead right