Aaaaaaa?!?!?

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

thats because its plance. there are others as well

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

Comfy even

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

she julius on my ceasar til i stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

Bad news. They got rid of all the trinkets at the thrift store. All the bricabrac is gone. Not a tchotchke in sight. No more knicknacks. Not even a single thingamajig remains. Do not go in there and ask for a bauble. They'll call you a stupid little dummy. They'll tell you to get fucked. Who do you think you are, coming in here, trying to buy a doodad. Does this look like a gewgaw store?! Not anymore, nitwit! Get outta here!!