Un coeur plus jolie

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before social media took over

Adam the Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of This World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness: hey guys you wanna go t-pose aggressively at Mr. Tyler until he calls the police

yeah just leave it on the table for me I’ll get some in a minute

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

the american ambassadors wife in good omens is the funniest character. she went into a weird nun hospital in rural england and the creepy nun said name your baby warlock and she was like oh legit

19th-20th cent literature makes more sense when you keep in mind it was all written by depressed alcoholics

is there anything in the world better than a warm piece of bread with butter on it??? that was a rhetorical question no there’s literally nothing better. bread and butter stans make some noise!

you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking

telling someone to shut up will always be the simplest and most effective shutdown, but NOTHING says a total lack of respect or regard for their opinion like putting a straw to your lips and slowly, excruciatingly taking a drag so that the crushed ice scrapes against the inner tubing while maintaining eye contact the entire time so there’s absolutely no way they can assume it’s unintentional on your part

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

That’s really cool! I love when games include a mechanic for limb loss.