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Another thing about poison is that people tend to forget that, back in the day, if a powerful person died and it wasn't immediately apparent what caused it, someone was going to decide that's obviously a poisoning case. Sometimes even when the cause of death IS evident, poison will be suspected. And historically, there was an assumption that real men don't poison others. Women poison. Men get up in your face with their murder attempts. Unexplained deaths are therefore usually caused by some sneaky woman. (their opinion, not mine) Edmund Dantes actually calls this out in The Count Of Monte Cristo "you see people poison each other effectively in plays. the part you don't see is that five seconds after the curtain falls, they're checking for traces of poison (and just because they couldn't effectively spot most poisons in the middle ages doesn't mean they didn't THINK they could) That's why I think the best bet is to enable his own self-destructive habits until he does himself in.

The way both Catherine and Heathcliff seem to like Nelly way more than she likes them is so funny to me. Imagine if the worst couple you knew wanted you to third wheel all their arguments to the point that you start verbally abusing them the way they do each other and they just take it??

To be fair- since it's their love language, it's understandable they don't get the hint.

happy wong lo kat sunday i guess. drink some

I could jerk off to any Rothko dead sober

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀