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Stroke your cock to this *blows your brains out*

exposing an amount of chest hair that suggests a willingness for gay gestures

I'm soooo gropeable and you can even get some honestly embarrassing noises out of me if you find the right spots and yet!! here I am!! ungroped!!! ridiculous, frankly

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

a man who masks exceptionally well but inadvertently taps into his capacity for violence and control when he feels slighted is not in any way uncommon or revolutionary in fact you can find many of them on r/niceguys. but enough about the vampire armand

i cant help posting abt this im sorry its so funny that rolin jones spent years toting around that earmarked copy of the vampire lestat and then didn’t adapt it

like what passages was he highlighting? scribbling in the margins “undercut THIS with racist quip”

how do you take what is easily rice’s best book and a stacked cast and become so frightened of the first two seasons of your show being about black characters that you just start doing a random jig

Camp is self aware but what season 3 is doing isn’t camp. If anything it’s become too self aware, too constantly aware of its audience to perform true camp. It hampers itself, second guesses itself, spotlights its own insecurities. It’s so self conscious, so concerned with the audience’s reaction— both in pleasing and disgusting them— that the performance cannot support its own scaffolding. It buckles under its own weight. The center doesn’t hold. When they write season 4 they need to be locked in a remote cabin with no internet and have their phones confiscated. It’s simply the only way forward after this

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked