batfam quotes + other capes and rogues

my piece from the Gotham City Unmasked Fanbook!

Dick: One of us need to be able to talk the GCPD out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Jason: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Dick: Don't we always?

Steph: …It was a large splinter.

Jason: Man I was way off.

Dick: Bruce gets here at noon.

Jason: Bog standard space debris. That's a technical term.

Roy: Jade actually has the most reasonable idea. These are truly strange days.

Dick: *pointing to a giant monster* That thing ate it.

Damian: Well, I’m not talking to them nicely.

Wally: No I do not actually, good point.

they think he’s joking, but

Jason: I was talking about your outfit.

Tim: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Inspired by this post by @dc-incorrect-bats