uhhhhhhh

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

SHUT

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy