I feel like an adult brain in 2017 processes more information in one morning than an adult brain in 1817 did in one month.

yeah thats why we all have anxiety now

i like to pretend i’m a heartless apathetic b*tch but in reality i’m a baby who cares a fucking lot and emotionally invests myself in everything and is hurt 98.3% of the time

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

i stopped trying with a lot of people and im glad i did

I get jealous really easily but not like an angry vengeful jealous more like a really sad lonely jealous because everybody likes everybody more than they like me and I really really don’t blame them. 

Whoa

6 Signs You Died While Sleeping And Are Currently In Heaven

A cough is just a crunchy breath

god fuckign damnit this is going to be one of THOSE posts that i can never extract from my mind as long as i live FUCK

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

I hope im never in a situation where i happen to recognize this

this is the only way pennywise is gonna lure me down

watching straight adults clumsily dance around their petty relationship problems like they haven’t matured a day since their thirteenth birthday like why can’t y'all just love and support each other this is so boring