Serpent Queen

POV: It’s June 1. Destiel has gone canon eight times. Misha Collins has deactivated his Twitter for unknown reasons after he retweeted fanart of dean and cas living together in heaven. Adam Williams has released graphic original destiel smut, but not in a gay way. Jared Padalecki’s new show Walker has included several episodes where the cowboy man goes and kills gays. You open your phone. You have a notification from Instagram. “Jensen Ackles just posted for the first time in a while.” You open Instagram. There, in very poor quality, is unedited footage of the 15x18 confession. Dean and Cas kiss, and Dean whispers that he loves Cas too. The caption is two words: “Happy pride.”

i wonder if there is anyone too nervous to talk to me.

reminder to all 14-19 year olds girls. that grown man does not like you. you are a victim

He doesn’t like you, he likes your naivety and willingness to put up with shit most women his age probably won’t

Reminder that it’s not just girls that have to look out for this stuff. No matter the gender every minor should remember this

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

This one gets it

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

you put that sentence back in your mouth

whats agriculture

Wild when you know that celestial seasonings is run by a eugenics cult who believe Adam and Eve were aliens meant to eradicate all the dark races.

W H A T ?!