it's always darkest

“Thank you for the Dawn Fords stamp of approval,” PJ said with a grin, “Want to join in on the fun?”

“My tone doesn’t usually imply anything. This is the way I always speak.”

“That’s what you’ve got me for. Come on, it’ll be fun!”

“Oh my gods! I cannot believe you just did that!” 

“Well I did warn them not to mess with me.”

“I only gave you a mirror, so…” Nate grinned mischievously.

“Well, it’s definitely disgusting.”

“Of course it is. But you realize there’s a difference between disgusting and terrifying right?”

“No, D. It’s supposed to scare first year campers,” PJ said with a grin, “Come on, imagine being one of them. Not eleven year old you because she was tough as nails but any other eleven year old.”

“Did I say it was?”

“What? How is that scary in any way?” April asked, beyond confused as to why her friend would ask that.

“No, but the fact that Lena Dunham is now in American Horror story”, might.”

“Oh is the new season about her life? That’ll be their scariest yet.”