I don’t know, maybe I’m just like this

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him