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Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that lil cowboy and roman guy from night at the museum had going on

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

me to my boss after i decline his seventh call in a row 2 hours into a shift i didn’t show up for

as an eldest daughter, i sometimes commit the grave sin of having emotions

what it’s like to be gay

By the way during this whole extended metaphor your aunt is, at that very moment, knocking on the door. And people are still yelling that she’s not actually coming