Master Blaster

the communist man of pesto

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

covid-19 commercials

this is what dating an instgram influencer must be like

ok obviously in your comic about social anxiety im the really hot girl with huge tits that you cant talk to. and i want to let you know. i do think youre ugly and you were right to be anxious.

Are they tearing her down next?

lets hope so. likes charge reblogs cast <3

she’s pointing at the thames because she wants a swim