#DatingAppFails

Some people just don't take an insult. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

When your @bumbleapp match #FeelstheBern or the “burn” of you not responding to that GIF. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When journalism reminds him of porn (part 2). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Romantic talk. Thanks @bumbleapp (¬_¬) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Swipe Left. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Thought @bumbleapp was playing an April Fools trick on me. Then I realized NO. Lonely cat lady in the making. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When @coffeemeetsbagel finally realizes what we have a long time ago. 

Something tells me The Riddler got a hold of my number. No thanks boo boo. We’ll keep the clues in the “clue well.”

HAHAHA...... no. Don’t you dare put Snoop Dogg in a joke. AND don’t you sully the best burger EVER. 

When your match writes paragraphs about Prince Charming and has a conversation with himself. You're not alone.

No money. Needs a job. Has dialogue with himself about Prince Charming AND he still thinks he’s not a weirdo. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When Tinder connects you to the man of your dreams, but he works questionable hours. Who needs a 9-5 anymore? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When journalism reminds him of porn. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯