Scrimbi bingus and the crummy bingus

Sora out here having the time of his life in 2; Meanwhile, everybody around him is in super hell having to deal with every single thing that has to do with Sora.

In the span of a second, Sora made so many things happen the instant he picked up the Keyblade of Hearts, and honestly I'm not sure he's entirely cognizant of them. You do it, buddy, bless you.

Riku, would you like to explain why you decided to steal Roxas's marble and left him dopey? What's the matter with you man, leave the poor kid alone.

So if someone gives you their keyblade, does that make them your parent? Is Kairi's legal mom now Aqua by that logic?

That look Riku gives you when he's about to upend your entire god damn life.

Local elderly man Xehanort put to death for doing nothing but bullying, harassing, and gaslighting a bunch of children through the decades.

All that power, all those keyblades, and Xehanort just wanted it to look like a goat? All right then.

I'm starting to think this replica idea of yours was a really bad idea, Vexen. Now there are thirteen Xehanorts.

Turns out trolling yourself from the past nets you one of the sickest Keyblades. Take it from a Young Nort.

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. Yes.

What's this? Another Terranort? It's almost as if there's about to be many Norts on the horizon...

Why does Terranort get a Cum Guardian? Can I have a Cum Guardian????

Thank you! It took me a long time to get to where I am. Honestly if people want it, I could just one day record a video where I just go through and do an entire render on video. It makes me wanna hurl thinking about editing but I digress.

Look at what you've done, Mickey. You've turned a perfectly good Aqua and made her way hotter and gayer. Do it again.

Happy Pride to that time Aqua made a pass at Cinderella by patting her ass.

It's okay Ventus. The accident was a thousand years ago, it was totally your fault. You have to let go.

BBS is just a treatise on how hard Terra can be progressively more and more corncobbed by Xehanort and by himself. Especially by himself.