Scrimbi bingus and the crummy bingus

So if someone gives you their keyblade, does that make them your parent? Is Kairi's legal mom now Aqua by that logic?

That look Riku gives you when he's about to upend your entire god damn life.

Local elderly man Xehanort put to death for doing nothing but bullying, harassing, and gaslighting a bunch of children through the decades.

All that power, all those keyblades, and Xehanort just wanted it to look like a goat? All right then.

I'm starting to think this replica idea of yours was a really bad idea, Vexen. Now there are thirteen Xehanorts.

Turns out trolling yourself from the past nets you one of the sickest Keyblades. Take it from a Young Nort.

Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. Yes.

What's this? Another Terranort? It's almost as if there's about to be many Norts on the horizon...

Why does Terranort get a Cum Guardian? Can I have a Cum Guardian????

Thank you! It took me a long time to get to where I am. Honestly if people want it, I could just one day record a video where I just go through and do an entire render on video. It makes me wanna hurl thinking about editing but I digress.

Look at what you've done, Mickey. You've turned a perfectly good Aqua and made her way hotter and gayer. Do it again.

Happy Pride to that time Aqua made a pass at Cinderella by patting her ass.

It's okay Ventus. The accident was a thousand years ago, it was totally your fault. You have to let go.

BBS is just a treatise on how hard Terra can be progressively more and more corncobbed by Xehanort and by himself. Especially by himself.

Lingering Will was as much of a nightmare to render as it was to fight. Not a beat missed, huh?

It took an embarrassingly long time for me to realize Eraqus's name is an anagram and also that he's supposed to look like Sakaguchi.

I wanna call Ansem out every time he's being a dick, but he's voiced by Christopher Lee so I have to emphatically nod and agree with every word he says.