Local Dissapointment

every once in a while I remember that hannibal lecter would show up at crimes he committed and be like “girl WHO did that???”

yeah i may be manipulative and evil but im gay and sexy so it cancels out :/

btw to the god that gives mads mikkelsen gay villain roles i owe you my life

Going pspspsps at Will Graham while holding out a handful of aspirin

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

she's a decent young woman who consensually and enthusiastically makes porn as a source of income. if you don't wanna give her money to see her cool double vagina then outta my way gay boy imma get it

what kind of work do you think she was doing with her second pussy? administrative?

oldest daughter is a whole other gender in itself

#i’m not a girl anymore but i will be an eldest daughter until i die

Congrats on the gender, get well soon with the trauma

whats a compliment youve gotten that was like a character defining moment for u

don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilarious

we said “we’ll stay here until staff removes all of the content and the site becomes completely unusable” & staff said ok the tigerfuckers go first

the statements “this is a deeply concerning demonstration of censorship” and “they banned #girl lmaoooooo” are not mutually exclusive

the way ivan aivazovsky looks at the sea…i think…i think that’s what love looks like.