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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response

hot take but i actively miss when tv shows were like 20 episodes a season. slow down. let me get to know the characters. let them do something dumb and not consequential to the plot for one fucking second i'm begging you.

You can’t fool us that’s an enormous cat

It's so cool how the original playstation started out with this weird odd-looking and not great controller. But as soon as it grew boobs you could play with it was so revolutionary that to this day, 24 years later, it's not only an iconic, barely changed controller design, but boobs have become a defining universal feature for controllers

how do werewolves seduce people

they awoo them

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

slut era (just wants to play video games and talk to someone every day)

you may also know Mark Vomit from such hits as "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda" (featuring Garfield)

They’re so friend shaped which is a good thing because if they were even the slightest bit meaner they would annihilate the human race