cool cool cool cool cool

Wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

I’m so hungry I could eat the gap between what I said and what I meant

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Truly the healing powers of sitting in front of an open window at the beginning of spring

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins