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pitching a tent is such a good phrase like yes I am creating a space of temporary joy, respite, and comfort. also my boaner large

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

if I was a girl on a Disney channel sitcom and I got kidnapped I'd be really negative about it for most of the episode and then I'd go "don't be so down in the dumps, girl! I can't let a bad sitch stop me from being a boss bitch" (they can say the b word on Disney these days) then I'd use fashion design and my bold sassy personality to escape. this is the B plot btw I'm the supporting character (fat)

I'm trying to clean my room but I just can't stop thinking about the animorphs

4th grader type post now that I'm thinking about it

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

manhole on the street?????!!?? oh you mean the. oh. well that's lame

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

there was this comment i saw in response to p!atd breakup and it was like “don’t care + fart” and i literally cannot stop thinking that in my head in reaction to everything now

cut my life in Two pieces i share it with a friend :) 

Friend affection Friend meeting :) share a chair when there’s not enough seating