U mistake me for a bitch when I’m actually the other b word……………..brain dead

Why didnt syphilis just stop pushing the boulder lol

GOTTEM

this shit killed me wtf

me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

small titties, big titties, no titties if you like her you’ll like her titties.

Same with her ass

good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

ALL skeletons are LGBT+. never met a straight skeleton. this post doesn’t have a punchline i’m just speaking the truth.

Date a girl who cannot cross your doorstep without being invited.

Promoted

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

emperor of rome (self-diagnosed)

the plot chickens

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Don’t like it? Become God