'Tis a Silly Place

patient needs neck kisses to survive

(from The Modern Faerie Tales by Holly Black)

This is also how Shane ends up getting into his car, seeing that Ilya left a voicemail, and unthinkingly playing it through the speakers of the car only for the deep voice of Shane's Russian-accented husband to boom, "Answer your fucking phone. Slut." with both the windows and moon roof open.

nose boop <3

like, when i read it my first thought was "marriage doesnt fix all your relationship problems" and then i thought a moment longer like. actually nevermind this is a very shane thing to do. he saw something traumatic and potentially life-threatening happen to ilya and immediately went for the logistics. "we need a WILL. we need a MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE. we need POWER OF ATTORNEY. oh ok yeah we can come out too i guess. we need a JOINT BANK ACCOUNT"

the greek gods: no give that back

ilyas always saying my shane what about shane saying my ilya…

we must be made for each other or something

The people’s princess

i guess i like these guys a lot 💆‍♀️

silly comic

1x01. **folds clothes neatly**

shane and yuuri met and became friends while yuuri was training in detroit.... victor and ilya have each others' numbers and have drunk called the other on several different occasions... this is what divine winds have told me 😌☝

final boss of parental neglect ilya rozanov

Hi I've been raised from the dead by a new ice gay show how is everyone else doing