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woah um damn okay
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no i won’t let y’all forget this
woah um damn okay

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Imprinting in Twilight is really gross when you actually think about it so I have a proposal.
Instead of being a mate. The imprint acts more as an anchor. They don't have to date they are just someone to help the wolf stay more i control. So they can be anyone a parent, a friend, but the anchor is more likely to be someone the wolf already knows.
Its just a suggestion to make that part a little less awful.
yeah i fw this hardcore
OKAY LOSERS THINK ABOUT THIS INSTEAD OF THE POMEGRANATE (which is both good and bad in it's own way)
- MORE ROSALIE AND EDWARD CONVOS
- MORE OF EMMETTS DUMBASS
- jasper... i guess?
- ALICE BEING ALICE
2 years later, here they are : The Cullens by yours truly ~~
Wanted to do them as I imagine they could be nowadays. Emo and weird. Carlisle, Esmée, Rosalie, Alice, Edward, Emmett and Jasper.
iMaGiNe
THIS
AS A CARTOON SHOW
emmett at 78 years old standing outside carlisle and esme’s bedroom door wondering if he should go in there and tell them that the police busted the vampire fight club he started in the walmart parking lot a few states over which resulted in alice being tossed into a jail cell in the middle of south dakota

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ok yeah I understand why twilight was popular. carlisle was an entire snack and a half
FACTS BRO
I would gladly blow my back out for homie C
❌🧢
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.
I thought that would be the end of it.
Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular.
But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’
So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-
My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”
And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack
Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left
Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”
And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah
Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”
And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me
This gave me SEVERE bella and emmett energy
I’M DYING
Okay like, Vampires Suck was such a funny movie to me! Like, Jasper looking a Becca and her head turns into a cheeseburger? The Black Eyed Peas scene? Aro being Asian? The pack turns into chihuahuas? Becca wearing a light up lingerie outfit? Becca thinking Edward is a Jonas brother? CINEMATIC POETRY!!!
Carlisle when Esme hits it from the back

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Okay we need to settle something...is Aro pronounced “Arrow” or “AREow” ????
Half the cast says one and the rest says the other, especially in New Moon and it’s always bothered me so much! WHICH ONE IS IT?!?
I think its pronounced "SATAN" but what do I know
The One
requested: Can I get a one shot where the fem! Reader is utterly in love with Seth and he’s super honed to his emotions and catches on but it was before he shifted so he didn’t act on their unspoken feelings but then he sees her again after a few years at Bella’s and Edwards wedding and he imprints? This was super long but I adore your writing 🤩💯
Authors Note: I’m writing this at 4:00am because creative genius never sleeps
Word Count: 751
Warning(s): sight angst
Can I get a one shot where the fem! Reader is utterly in love with Seth and he’s super honed to his emotions and catches on but it was before he shifted so he didn’t act on their unspoken feelings but then he sees her again after a few years at Bella’s and Edwards wedding and he imprints? This was super long but I adore your writing 🤩💯
of course bby
What kind of requests do you do?
Imagines for sure and maybe preferences? I dont really care lmao, as long as I am in a creative mood I'm down for whatever
So do any of the Cullens have like. Jobs. Or do they all just get an allowance from sugar daddy Carlisle Cullen
esme is an interior designer, alice is a painter, rosalie is a mechanic, emmett is a professional gamer and jasper works at the library w bella and edward just looks for snails I guess

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Emmett to Renesmee lmao
who from twilight wrote this?
jessica stanley
Quil Ateara
Charlie Swan
Seth Clearwater