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got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

Another glitch of this hellhole you call a website.

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

are you saying you use autocorrect? how could you indulge in such blasphemy?

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

”How such an insult.” is not grammatically correct

This is why I despise the modern era. I don't need some machine to change my words to what it thinks is correct.

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

you aren’t as good in your assumptions as you believe. i in fact did not understand until i looked that up. ha, take that

How such an insult. 'I didn't understand that, take that!' I am wounded. I lay in a pool of my nonexistent blood.

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

i know full well how to spell, i just don’t feel as though this is a cause necessary of putting in the effort.

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

good thing i was gravediggijg earlier and have my trusty shovel :)

Learn how to spell and I will consider dignifying you with a response.

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

got sick right before 1026 is happenhng are you shitting me how am i meant to stand out in the rain NOW

I remember 1026 quite foundly. But if I remember your quite younger and weren't around then. I take it you meant to type 2026? Or are you that young that one cannot remember the difference between 1 and 2?

Mint tea and shadow pour from the kettle into the paper cup, Enjoy.

why thank you! surely i will not taste poison when i take a sip of this.

oh, it’s just that you would typically try to poison me anyways. how kind of you not to. since you offered, though, i have to say i’d like to try the mystery flavor :)

ah, makes sense. ytk takes a sip. hmmm, that has a.. unique taste.

Posions tend to alter the flavor.

i figured. tastes nice, has a sort of zing to it. say, do you know exactly what the mystery poison does or is it mysterious to you as well?

When a bottle gets low I rip the label of and let myself forget about it. But I could make a guess based on its color, smell, and viscosity.

Mint tea and shadow pour from the kettle into the paper cup, Enjoy.

why thank you! surely i will not taste poison when i take a sip of this.

oh, it’s just that you would typically try to poison me anyways. how kind of you not to. since you offered, though, i have to say i’d like to try the mystery flavor :)

ah, makes sense. ytk takes a sip. hmmm, that has a.. unique taste.

Posions tend to alter the flavor.

Mint tea and shadow pour from the kettle into the paper cup, Enjoy.

why thank you! surely i will not taste poison when i take a sip of this.

oh, it’s just that you would typically try to poison me anyways. how kind of you not to. since you offered, though, i have to say i’d like to try the mystery flavor :)

I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool

Mint tea and shadow pour from the kettle into the paper cup, Enjoy.

why thank you! surely i will not taste poison when i take a sip of this.