Ariel 👑

also slobbing on my mf thaaaaaaaang

Me af

[captions] Terry: Oh, also, she’s worried about her motorcycle sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day. Here. Holt: I think you should do this. You’re more the biker type. I’ve seen you use a toothpick in public. Terry: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids, I’m not risking it! Holt: Are you saying my life matters less because I don’t conform to society’s heteronormative, child-centric ideals? Terry: Are you really playing the gay card right now?! Holt: Yaas, qween.

Me when I’m 38

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.