HeartBoy

After 5 years it’s super slow

Radio has no speakers and only works with specialized bluetooth headset

There’s only one button to control everything on the center console and a tiny ass touchscreen

You need to buy a special accessory if you want to open the door and sit down at the same time.

Costs more than your house and will outsell everyone

She’s like warm days, sunshine, honey and love.

lesbian culture is staying up way later than is wise so you can talk to a girl

I am a strong independent woman who don’t need no man but would love another strong independent woman on top of her

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.