keaton

THis pancake shit is geting out of hand

oh my lord…. love it.

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

The ultimate pun

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

OH GOD YAS HAHAHAHAHHAA

this pun is a global catastrophe

REBLOG this if you wish someone who lives far away lived closer.

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

please work omg

looks fun lol

please 

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

This shall be interesting😌

I really need this.

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

hahhaha gOD DAMMIT

I need this

I have 3 tests tomorrow and more tests the next day. May god bless our souls.

IT WORKED. THE TESTS WERE SO EASY.

It’s even cooler when you stand back and squint your eyes.

Or take your glasses off

or take your glasses off

NO SERIOUSLY I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF AND OMFG IT WORKED THAT WAS AMAZING

It looks like he is wearing sunglasses.

van legogh

I love when my blindness is a feature, not a bug. That is amazing without my glasses!

that is the happiest looking cat ever

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

nearly a year later, we’re dating

Thanks bob