Carpe Praedam

its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up

So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…

hockey player about to do an in-game interview: coach said its my turn to use the braincell

happy birthday ole worm

happy birthday ole worm

@1dietcokeinacan VERY good news

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

virgin will always be a hard hitting insult if you call any online dumbass a virgin they usually reply with like “actually i’m not a virgin lol, i have sex with my girlfriend” and you can just say “ok virgin” and they’ll keep getting angrier it’s amazing

this works especially well on 4chan in my experience

Spock is the fakest hoe in Star Trek. That guy has cried in every single movie. Get out of here with that vulcans don’t have emotions bullshit. You aint fooling nobody, you sensitive fuck

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs zero dollars and zero cents to send me $30

I have been made aware that this post has certain inaccurate claims in it. I am investigating the problems now and will make edits in the future, thank you all for pointing out the issue, my apologies.

Hey fellas, just a reminder that it costs $30 to send me $30

this is cute as HELL

there’s a difference between “just do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)” and “going for a run won’t solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and that’s the first step” but this site seems to treat them as the same thing

The song “Jolene” but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you’re not sure what Jolene is except that you’re afraid of her.

♪ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there’s no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene ♪

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

Stealing is wrong

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

my moms making fun of me bc i saw a spider in the kitchen and like jumped back and said “oh fuck a bastard” dude caught me off guard