princess of dark flame

im literally divinely favoured

why

"instant gratification" panel 2 girl smiling cheerfully with one marshmallow

miss grimaline smith from norfolk uk.. miss grimaline smith from norfolk uk...

Little miss strongest under the heavens has been finding that while might makes right. While she alone has the right to act however she wishes and force her justice onto any other. Recently the narrative contrivances have been giving her a funny feeling in her stomach.

the feeling? victory

portal turrets were so ahead of their time actually because they’re autistic lil robogirlies who are ever so slightly chuuni and they’re adorable and polite and even though they could kill you in 10 seconds they’re incredible instant-lossbait and they go ahahaha >:3c and aaaa-auuu D: and awawawawa @_@ and other such noises

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

this is why you shouldn't swear

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance