Dark Posting

Let's have an argument, but every time you try to make a point, I turn the vibrator inside you to maximum.

something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.

oh god I love animalistic behavior. growling, snarling, nails raking over backs, biting, being pounded into with all the ferocity of a beast whos only chasing its instinctual desires. all of it.

(with barely controlled lust) i hate you.

my favorite thing in this entire world is giving grown men dog commands and watching their panicked realization that it gets them hard.

moans aren’t enough, I need to watch him cry as I ride him.

told him i was gonna kill him and he started begging please.

hey, are you alright? you’ve barely touched my last nerve, i’m starting to get concerned.

Creature impatiently pushing on my egg-filled belly to get me to push them out faster so it can lay more in me <3

Heavy. Full. Whimpering pitifully as your wife rubs your engorged, pregnant belly. Her slender fingers not leaving one centimeter of your protruding bump to go hungry from attention. She traces your stretchmarks lovingly, perhaps gracing you with a kiss on them from her plump, soft lips.

This + some labor suppressants and eventually self-birth-denial once those finally stop working, because he wants to keep this feeling for as long as possible. Even a long labor is joyous because it's his.