Dumb Slut

me at work after being asked about a bruise that is clearly in the shape of a massive bite mark : oh ye I tried to move furniture yesterday when I was drunk.

i want sapphic women to look at me in public and think ‘i hope she likes girls’

Need a girl who gropes me like she can't believe I'm letting her touch my body.

Bitches love me for my whimsy and my susceptibility to mind control.

Hi :>

more people should perverted about me i think

sexting is such a power trip like what do you mean my words alone affect you this much

if magic were real i’d be getting so kinky abt it actually. conjures a mage hand to finger your mouth. casts hold person on you so i can touch you as much as i want. summons a couple succubi and watches you get used for hours on end. i had more to write but im so hard im lightheaded

do the people know that zohran gave all new yorkers free access to heated rivalry on ebook/audiobook during the snowstorm. truly the greatest city on earth