The Curious Tale of Ritah

World Heritage Post

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

I could be a porn bot if I wanted to

God will this ever not be funny

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic

Hope people who know nothing about death note understand the human boy is the deeply unhinged one in this duo.