Nursing On A Sweet Naiveté

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

someone else at my school has a yellow honda fit (theirs is a mystic yellow pearl while mine is a helios yellow pearl. For all my fellow fitfreaks out there) and i want to meet them. so bad. We are brothers

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

”there’s no glory in suffering” and “sometimes the effort is the point” are two ideas that co-exist but god damn if I can ever tell when’s the time for which

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat