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Eluvisenās Follower Milestone Art Giveaway
Itās been a while since Iāve done an art giveaway and Iāve recently hit a big milestone, so here we are! Thank you all for your support <3
First prize is a portrait of a character of your choosing, like so:
Second prize is a portrait block, like so:
Third prize is headshot of a character of your choosing:
The Rules:
reblog to enter!
reblog as many times as you like, just be mindful of your followers
must be following me
new followers welcome! (Please donāt just follow for the duration of the giveaway)
no giveaway blogs, please
Tumblr apparently has issues with the āgiveawayā tag so please donāt use it
Entries close at 10am on June 1 2019 AEST.
Good luck!
Hey yāall Iām super close to 3k, so Iām doing a giveaway!Ā āØ
Prize #1: Fully Rendered portrait, with or without complex background/lighting Prize #2: Full body drawing of your character of choice in their preferred underthings (oh la la) and an outfit/armor (optionally designed by me)
Rules:
Must be following me (duh)
Both likes and reblogs count, so you can have a total of 2 entries.
^ Please only one reblog though!
No giveaway blogs, if you reblog to a sideblog put the blog you follow from in the tags!
Have to reply within 48 hours if selected, or else I will have to choose another winner.
Giveaway ends September 1st at 3pm (Chicago time) Thank you all and good luck!Ā š
Hello friends! Itās finally time for a giveaway! I appreciate and love all of you so itās time to make it official! Save the date, this ends on the 1st of August, which gives you plenty of time to book a venue and buy an amazing dress ;)
The Prizes
1st place will win a lilā package in the mail, complete with the handmade masque prop I made for my Clavicus Vile cosplay! Itās one of a kind, and itāll come with a few little surprises too.
2nd place will win a fullbody commission by me, in either colour or black and white.
3rd place will win a bust commission by me, once more, whether itās in colour or black and white is 100% up to you.
4th place and 5th place will win a headshot commission by me, in black and white or in colour.Ā
The Rules
1. This giveaway is for my followers! If you arenāt following me on the end date, then your entry just wonāt count. sorz.Ā
2. Reblogs and Likes count as entries, however, I will only count one reblog per entrant, therefore the max entries is 2.Ā
3. At the end date, Iāll pick out the winners using a random number generator, at which point Iāll message the winners - if you donāt respond within seven days, I will repick your place.
4. If you are drawn as first place, I will require your address but this will be kept strictly between us.Ā
5. 1st place may take 1-2 weeks before mailing, but proof of mailing will be sent. 2nd-5th place may take 1-3 months for completion, depending on my health.
6. Commission prizes can be of any character, however I will not draw nsfw of minors, or furries. Common sense applies.Ā
7. Once more, it ends on the 1st of August 2018.Ā
Thatās all the details (I think?), so have fun! <3 you all
Chim x x
Elder Scrolls Asks
1: Which TES games have you played?
2: Favorite TES game
3: When and how you got into TES
4: Favorite race
5: Favorite province
6: Favorite character
7. Favorite faction
8: Which province you would like to live in
9: Which deity/deities would you worship?
10: Favorite Divine
11: Favorite Daedric Prince
12: Favorite enemy
13: Favorite dungeon
14. You have awakened and you are a Cliff Racer. What do you do?
15: What would you do if you contracted vampirism?
16: What would you do if you contracted lycanthropy?
17: Are there any characters you have crushes on? If so, who?
18: Favorite Great House
19: Favorite TES music
20: In your opinion, what is the scariest thing in TES?
21: Favorite main quest
22: Favorite side quest
23: Most frustrating experience in a TES game
24: Funniest experience in a TES game
25: Most badass moment in a TES game
26: Saddest experience in a TES game
27: Favorite area/region
28: Least favorite character
29: In-game food item you want to eat the most
30: If you could try skooma, would you?
31: If you had the skills and resources to do a perfect cosplay of any TES character who would it be?
32: Have you read any of the novels?
33: Favorite class to play
34: Which type of magic would you most like using?
35: Favorite weapon
36: Favorite spell
37: Favorite artifact
38: You have awakened to find youāre in Tamriel. How do you react?
39: Thoughts on ESO so far
40: Character youād most like to hang out with
letās do it

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Heya, friend. This is my first Lunar New Year lootbox giveaway! I know my holiday giveaways have gone well, so, hereās another giveaway, just for fun. (And because itās the closest event to my birthday.)Ā
Nowā¦Ā
PRIZES
1ST PLACE - 50 CNY loot boxes!
2ND PLACE - 24 CNY loot boxes!
3RD PLACE - 11 CNY loot boxes!
And the rules.Ā
RULES
- You must be following me, and yes, new followers are absolutely allowed to enter. (Usually, I donāt require this, but this giveaway is totally out of pocket for me.)Ā
- Everyone gets one like, and one reblog each. (Thereās no point in reblogging more than once! It doesnāt change your odds.)
- Itās for all platforms (PC, PS4, & XBone)
- RNG decides who wins, not me. Iāll be using a random number generator to pick people.Ā
- You have to have your ask or your IMs open so I can contact you should you win.
- You have 24 hours to respond to my message, if you donāt, Iāll pick someone else.
This will be running from February 8th to March 5th.
Good luck, and have fun!Ā
@ everyone on here who plays D&D, Pathfinder, or any other tabletop RPGs: whatās your adventuring party called?
Iāll go first, ours is the Golden Gaytime Lads
Excessive Force.
Chaos Inq.
The Lords of Snowpoint Beacon
Guardians of the Galaxy Only Shitty
Previously known as Three Men and a Baby
dumbfucks never say die
Lasted two sessions as "Spirits of the Parable" and then immediately became "the Murder Hobos"
@sithisis @boethiah Thought you would enjoy this fun dash coincidence.
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!! Ā
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THEREāS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!Ā
HOLY FUCK HEāS BACK OMG
IāM ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
canāt forget these
THESE ARE GOLDEN
THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG
@turtrussel
How can yaāll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?
Oh dear me
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know youāre being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Ā Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans asĀ āfeatherless bipedsā and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screamingĀ āBEHOLD A MAN!ā
i love how you say āit reminds me of that timeā like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. Itās gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. Itās a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN whereās the lie
Demeter: ⦠And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr.
Hestia, who brought the weed and has been quiet this whole time, suddenly, but with forceful conviction: IT DOESNT HAVE TEATS IT JUST SWEATS MILK. she nods sagely before collapsing into giggles

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I needed to see this gifset today..
fucking amen
apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why thereās so many old paintings of knights fighting snails. Ā Like that wasnāt just one weird painting thereās hundreds of those. Ā
the firste meyme
And my favorite one here
Iām not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait thatās EXACTLY what Iām saying
snail aliens, or snaliens,
probably it was just funny so people kept doing it. which is basically what a meme is
the explanation Iāve heard is that most of the monks who did these illustrations would have kept small gardens where they grew all their own food and this was their way of venting about snails ruining their gardens
ok thats even funnier
This is hands down one of my favourite posts on Tumblr.
āFuckin snails, Iām gonna draw me some God damn knights killing the shit out of these shell slime fucks. Teach them to fucking ruin my herbs. Assholes.ā
It got betterā¦
Hi! So, not so long ago I promised if we hit 100 followers Iāll do a giveaway, so here we go! Also I want to thank each and every one of you the support, and the sweet tags, replies, they always make me so happy ā„
Iām gonna choose 2 winners (w/ a randomizer.) The prizes can be seen above.
Rules:
You need to be my follower. (Please donāt unfollow after the giveaway, thatās not nice.)
Both likes and reblogs count.
You can reblog more than once to increase your chances, but donāt spam your followers.
No giveaway blogs.
I will contact you via the Direct Messaging system here, so make sure I can reach you.
I will draw:
Ocās from any fandom / fanart.
Mild gore and nudity.
I will not draw:
Furry/mecha (Iām just not experienced enough)
The giveaway ends on Ā February 1st! Good Luck! ļ¾(= ̄ā ̄)ļ¾
little bethesda things: youre carrying too much so you eat 10 heads of lettuce, 12 potatoes, 3 chunks of venison, around 30 flowers, several piles of salt, and a handful of bees
A healthy breakfast in skyrim
"You feel better but are still peckish"
trying to prove a point to my brother
reblog this if you think art IS work, and that it takes time and effort and is a valid source of income.

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Holiday giveaway! In one day, one lucky winner will win a copy of our calendar! Simply reblog this to enter the contest!
Talking with writers online
Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.
In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek
#listenĀ #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go?Ā #it is a lotĀ #itās like wearing fancy clothes all dayĀ #and then when youāre at home and comfyĀ #u just put on ur pjāsĀ ( @feynites)
I have never related to a statement more than ādo you know how much braining it takes to make words go?ā