Pretty okay.

the way teenagers are presented in media is so fucking funny like u think this is how sixteen year olds speak. do u think they really communicate in dramatic monologues and deep metaphors and references to great literature. half my high school didn’t know what a metaphor was.

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

i woulda been so annoyed lol

Everybody would catch a fade

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

bad idea. you see what people confess to here on a normal day? bad idea pal

OMGGGGGG

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic