Just kill em with your awesome

"post-hard launch wdapteo will be cuter than ever" "they're gonna leave in pet names this time" "actually literally nothing will be different at all lol" "what if they say i love you" see personally i just don't think dan and phil's text conversations are all that couple-y to begin with i think they're too busy saying absolute nonsense to be cute. however i do think they might go out of their way to find at least just One convo that's not necessarily super crazy but juuust enough that it would never have happened pre-hard launch, just because they get a kick out of it. i'm also expecting them to mention that one of the exchanges was had while laying next to each other in bed. otherwise business as usual i reckon

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

idc what anybody says the most untouchable inarguable mlm ship of all time will always be those 2 tiny men jedediah and octavius from night of the living museum

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

"if you want 12 fantastic beautiful images of phil and i am also there" my man has had to wait 16 years to be able to talk up his gorgeous boyfriend and it shows.