•》Mad World《•

“Your boss’ partner often asks you to do things you’d consider immoral, it’s a commodity by now. However, when he orders you to bring back Honey for a particularly dangerous heist you can’t help but feel conflicted. Can you bring back your lost lover when your hands are stained with the blood of his best friend?”

›› AU: Robbers / Criminals ›› Genre: Angst / Smut ›› Ratings: 18+ Explicit (sex + violence) ›› Pairing: MYG x Reader  (past…present…it’s complicated) ›› Word Count: 13.1k Warnings Include:  Past character death, illegal activities, mentions of drugs, car accident, mourning, alcohol use, guilt, past breakup, relationship friction. Extreme violence; severe and minor injuries, weapons, threatening. Sexual content; dirty talk, marking, exhibitionistic remarks, some heavy petting, Taehyung’s flirting. The warnings on this are to be taking seriously, neither parts are a light read.  Note: The fic has been split into two parts due to its length, the next part will be out within a week!

“I want Honey.” The words stir something inside of you — nailing you to the floor as you stand and watch Namjoon talk. He doesn’t appear to notice your reaction, gaze holding you firmly and watching your every move.

“There will be an opportunity for us to finish what we started seven months ago. The time frame is short and everything needs to be planned within the next 8 days. The day of operation is the night of day eight on day nine.” He pushes his glasses further up the bridge of his nose as he slides a picture towards you.

“The target information is stored on an old model computer that Chim can’t hack into. We will have to manually retrieve it. It’s located under a storage unit just outside of the city.” Namjoon pulls up numerous photos of the location as he speaks, yet you don’t listen.

The sheer thought of Honey makes you nauseous, nervous, guilty. A whole string of emotions floods your mind as you stand in Namjoon’s office. You remember his gummy smile, his soft features, his lips — on yours in the middle of the night. You remember the screeching sound of car tires, the sting of glass, the asphalt tearing through your skin. You remember him leaving.

Words: 5.510

Genre: smut/fluff

Min Yoongi x Reader

Description: Yoongi loves you, even if he’s never said it… but gestures sometimes speak louder than words.

a/n: Plotless stories you write in the middle of the night when you think that Yoongi screams “boyfriend material” every single time. Due to Tumblr’s issues, I can’t put any link. My masterlist can be found on my description. Hope you enjoy it ♥

  He understands it in the most unexpected, less romantic moment you’ve ever shared.

Yoongi opens his eyes slowly, dazed, as if until this moment he lost control of his own body; his fingers curl around the leather fabric of the couch and your hair, his pelvis wobbles sloppily, his bottom lip clamped between his teeth.

Me :

an outfit to remember

bonus:

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s 

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would