Danny Carr

I was relaxed about cat-sitting for my Mother until I looked down today and saw satan in her eyes!🙀 #Creepy #catsofinstagram #catlife #funnyanimals #funnycat #DannyCarr #animals #scary #cute #evileye #evil #scaryposts #creepycat (at Helensburgh) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cja8knVKu8T/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This picture doesn’t do the real thing justice. The view of Glasgow University from Kelvingrove park in the dark was beautiful! (at Kelvingrove Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci3pZWaq8LW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

While in the west I never pass this bridge without stopping to admire the view of the ‘River Kelvin.’ #glasgow #glasgowphotography #RiverKelvin #Rivers #WestEnd #scotland #naturephotography #nature #photography #photo #DannyCarr #beautiful #beauty #waters (at Queen Margaret Drive) https://www.instagram.com/p/CiI46_-KQyW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Finally, yesterday I got to see my first baby for the first time, on the scan. And, WOW! It’s truly as magical as I was expecting it to be. Me and Jodie are so excited and noo pleased to let y’all know. Definitely, the most kool creative production I’ve worked oan. 😋 ✌️💜 (at Princess Royal Maternity, Glasgow) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChCg3cAK0Y3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Cause it made @jodiesharkey87 laugh. And not a fake laugh, an actually real laugh, (I know this because she farts when she really laughs 😋) Only kidding, but she does make a kind of grunt/snort sound, also she has these wee dimples that appear with a real laugh. So thats why I’ve sunk even lower than ma usual. #tuesdayvibes #tuesdaythoughts #thursday #DannyCarr #Glasgow #Scotland #humour #humor https://www.instagram.com/p/CgNL8RMqegq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Ma #Friday quote. Taken from ‘The Tories Misconduct Handbook.’ #fridayvibes #fridayfeeling #fridayqoutes #fun #motivationalquotes #lifequotes #funny #DannyCarr #Glasgow #humor #Humour #writer #writerscommunity #writersofinstagram #comicsofinstagram #comedy #Glasgow #Scotland #England #Ireland #conservative #Jokes #Laugh #writing #writersofig #writeaway #comics #satire (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgCkd_nK7Wp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My #Friday quote... Taken from the stalker's guidebook. #fridayfeeling #fridayvibes #fridayquotes #quotes #qoutesoftheday #niceguy #Joke #satire #fun #DannyCarr #original #stalker #writerscommunity #comedy #comicsofinstagram #writersofinstagram #writingcommunity # humour #humor #glasgow #inspirationalquotes #scary #Scotland #england #america #rishisunak #Ireland #Holland (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CgCirzMKm9M/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

WIT! The people of Scotland are known as Scotch, that right aye...? Maybe we are, by THEM! Ye know who I mean! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔪🔪🔪🧟 (Satire btw, calm doon!) #writerscommunity #scotland #Scottish #Glasgow #banter #humour #humor #DannyCarr #humour #Jokes #Comedy #england https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7LOFKK-Gc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

InstaDan and the monkey man.🙊 #mondaymood #Springburn #Glasgow #writerscommunity #writersofinstagram #selfie #DannyCarr #stripes (at Springburn, East Dunbartonshire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7I0PHK0EY/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

A bit of #mondaymotivationalquote for us all. #mondayquotes #humour #moodygrams #funnyquotes #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writersofinstagram #writersofig #DannyCarr #qoutes #darkhumor #lifequotes #nihilistmemes #philosophy #Glasgow #Scotland #England #celticfc #rangersfc #Football #likesforlike #dankmemes #darkquotes #darkhumour #dark #uk (at Springburn, East Dunbartonshire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfmSbiKK1zt/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

One of ma favourite characters I’ve ever wrote and played. 🐧 (at The Flying Duck) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfRwbceqgwn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Ma wee quote for today, hope it helps. 😉 #qoutes #saturday #saturdayvibes #lifequotes #life #DannyCarr #motivationalquotes #funnyquotes #Glasgow #Scotland #writersofinstagram #writerscommunity #writingcommunity #writers (at Springburn, East Dunbartonshire, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfOlZK1KkbN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

The complexity of a pessimistic optimist… 🐒🐧 #DannyCarr #Glasgow #writingcommunity (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdBQVVaKNAu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

My agonising and disgusting last weeks worth of an nail infection. Hear & head ma painful warning . ⚠️ DON’T BE A TUBE LIKE ME - DONT BITE YOUR NAILS! ⚠️ #infection #Wedensday #nails #pain (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcntJ3vqgaJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Bumped in to our bhoy Josip Juranovic! 🍀🍀 #celtic #josipjuranović #hailhail (at Glasgow Botanic Gardens) https://www.instagram.com/p/Ccih4xJqCe4/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

This is my post orgasm face, stays like this for around three hours. 🐧 #humor #sexy #comedy #wedensday #glasgow #dannycarr4da2018 (at Glasgow, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CcS9-TVKUXJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Good morning Springburn, good morning Glasgow, good morning all you beautiful folks! https://www.instagram.com/p/CcKc8GqKKml/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=