*witty blog title here*

I'm very specific with who I'm attracted to, about 3 guys and every single girl I've ever met

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

Language policing at its finest

saw a man on my timeline. AS IF i don’t see them enough already. get your shit together tumblr dot com 

me: hey friend: *after two minutes of not replying* hey whats up me: *washing the gasoline off myself* not much hbu

just now realized the implication is the person was about to light themselves on fire. i’ve had this tagged as #me for months thinking it was just a post about loving gasoline

I don’t want to write this extremely specific fanfic of which I am the primary audience, I just want to read it.

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

This can work. I accidentally trained our 16 year old cat to wake me up on weekday and weekend mornings- at different times between the two. And he reminds me, in his endeavor for treats and scritches to take my vitamins, too.

I’ve never related to Taylor more than when she said “I’m known for acting weird in public”

As an ex-mormon, I’m gonna look the fuck into this. I want nothing to do with the church that shaped so much toxicity about my self image and my sexual orientation.

Ex mormon here - this guy’s legit. The Mormon holds your files for eternity, and when they find out that you’ve moved to a new area, they will send members and missionaries from that region to harass you. I know this sounds like dystopic bullshit, but they followed my father through three moves before he rejoined the church.

Also ex mormon here who used this. It’s a ridiculously helpful service that is incredibly easy to use. They keep you updated throughout the whole process, and it’s totally worth it since the church doesn’t get to keep all your private information and pass it around once you resign :)