Cats. And Stuff.

one time i texted my fireman dad saying something was “lit” and he responded “please dont say that”

Oh no… I saw a wiggly worm on the pavement and it looked sad and so I said “oh no, mister worm, you are in a very sorry state… back into the thicket with you!” and I gently put it back into the grass, and then I turned around and there was a TEENAGER LAUGHING AT ME… why are The Youth so cruel

cause you fuckin talking to yourself outside

She was talking to mister worm you moron

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY

why are cool socks not a bigger part of society. why doesn't everyone have cool socks with designs on them. why do we confine ourselves to white socked hell

it really be light outside until 7pm now, goodbye seasonal depression u dumb bitch

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

op u live up to ur username

the chosen one

I have something extremely important to say

The small little gasp I let out is heard universally when you view this picture

This is the best post I’ve seen all week

Lord